Talk Like a VC Insider With This Gif Glossary

By Linda Lacina Apr 11, 2015

Do you speak VC? You know you want to. Here’s a sample list of lingo that’s good to know, courtesy of David S. Rose, managing partner of Rose Tech Ventures and the chief executive officer of Gust.com, the largest global platform for early stage investors.

1. The Golden Rule:

Talk Like a VC Insider: 16 Terms and Phrases

What you think it means: What it really means

2. Cram Down:

Talk Like a VC Insider: 16 Terms and Phrases

What you think it means: What it really means

3. Dry powder:

Talk Like a VC Insider: 16 Terms and Phrases

What you think it means: What Rick James said.
What it really means: Money held in reserve by a VC or angel in order to be able make additional investments in a company.

4. Pay to play:

What you think it means: A sure-fire way to get your 4-year old off the Little League bench.
What it really means: Requiring investors to participate in future down-valuation financings of the company or face consequences (such as getting their preferred stock converted into common stock).

Related: Looking for Funding? Consider These 3 Must-Know Tips for Startups

5. Runway:

Talk Like a VC Insider: 16 Terms and Phrases

What you think it means: A six-inch heel’s natural habitat.
What it really means:How long a startup can survive before it goes broke, the amount of cash in the bank divided by a pre-profitable startup’s negative cash flow.

6. Valley of Death:

Talk Like a VC Insider: 16 Terms and Phrases

What you think it means: What it really means:

7. Drip Feed:

Talk Like a VC Insider: 16 Terms and Phrases

What you think it means: The only way to consume all espresso.
What it really means: When investors fund a startup a little bit at a time instead of in a lump sum. This process can be nerve wracking for entrepreneurs and painful for the investors.

Related: VC 100: The Top Investors in Early-Stage Startups

8. Walking Dead:

Talk Like a VC Insider: 16 Terms and Phrases

What you think it means: What it really means:

9. Dead Pool:

Talk Like a VC Insider: 16 Terms and Phrases

What you think it means: Dirty Harry memorable lines. What it really means:

10. Tag Along:

What you think it means: A delicious Girl Scout cookie. The one with the peanut butter. What it really means:

11. Waterfall:

What you think it means: What it really means:

12. Lock Up:

Talk Like a VC Insider: 16 Terms and Phrases

What you think it means: What it really means:

13. Zombie Fund:

Talk Like a VC Insider: 16 Terms and Phrases

What you think it means: What it really means

14. Vulture Capitalist:

Talk Like a VC Insider: 16 Terms and Phrases

What you think it is: What it really means:

15. “You can’t push a string”:

Talk Like a VC Insider: 16 Terms and Phrases

What you think it means: The Karate Kid What it really means:

16. “Be a bull or a bear…but don’t be a pig”:

Talk Like a VC Insider: 16 Terms and Phrases

What you think it means: Nothing. You made that up.
What it really means:Be optimistic and invest, or skeptical and pass, but don’t be greedy and push for ridiculous terms

Related: VC 100: The Top Investors in Early-Stage Startups

Do you speak VC? You know you want to. Here’s a sample list of lingo that’s good to know, courtesy of David S. Rose, managing partner of Rose Tech Ventures and the chief executive officer of Gust.com, the largest global platform for early stage investors.

1. The Golden Rule:

Talk Like a VC Insider: 16 Terms and Phrases

What you think it means: What it really means

2. Cram Down:

Talk Like a VC Insider: 16 Terms and Phrases

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Linda Lacina

Entrepreneur Staff
Linda Lacina is the former managing editor at Entrepreneur.com. Her work has appeared in the Wall Street Journal, Smart Money, Dow Jones MarketWatch and Family Circle. Email her at llacina@entrepreneur.com. Follow her at @lindalacina on Twitter.

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